"No you fool!! You could fall!!"
WHY IS THIS THE MOST ADORABLE THING THAT I’VE EVER SEEN
Any man can grab a women by her hair
throw her on the bed and rip her clothing off.
Sure he can tie her up, call her a “bitch” or a “slut”
and have rough sex with her. But that is not dominance…
that’s rough sex, maybe even violent sex. If she’s into it, it can
even be fun but that’s still not true dominance.
True dominance is the ability to whisper softly in her ear
then observe as she obediently removes her clothing.
Methodically..one piece at a time.
Watching as she kneels before you offering
her entire self to you. Willingly, without hesitation or reservation.
She will show you her most vulnerable self without
embarrassment or shame. You will know that nothing
makes her happier than making you happy
True Dominance (via sexual-feelings)
and at no point has anyone thought “maybe we should not build a giant flammable goat this year”
My mogit glitched. This is what a night elf gnome baby looks like. This is a gnelf.
That actually looks so sick.
BMO stares death in the face
I CAN NEVER GET OVER HOW FUCKING METAL THIS IS
IF YOU COULD TATTOO GIFS, I WOULD TATTOO THIS ENTIRELY ON MY BACK
HOW is this even remotely metal????
one sec guys, i need to rip my vital organs out of my back and die for a second. cross your fingers i just happen to land on my replacement organs and keep on living
why do teachers think that yawning is rude like i’m oxygen deprived what do u want me to do
What if it bites me and it dies?
that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.
What if it bites itself and I die?
What if it bites me and someone else dies?
That’s correlation, not causation.
what if we bite each other and neither of us die
oh my god
this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever
I rarely reblog stuff like this, but this is so damn clever and hilarious.
(Source) for the fact in the picture
Gara is the new spirit beast from Warlords of Draenor, and she’s an absolute cutie! You receive her at the end of an epic questline that’s actually quite heartwrenching.
Definitely a companion that I’ll be getting when WoD drops :)