how did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?
he gave her a ring
Typing an essay due tomorrow at 3 in the morning
i hate when babies cry like grow the fuck up and pay taxes
like ten years ago i drew a comic strip entitled “if the president were a moth” in which the president is a human sized moth watching the olympics and when they light the torch it flies off in pursuit of it and then two cia guys stand up and shout “MR. PRESIDENT!!!!!!!” i was really ahead of my time